let me itruduce you to a wondiful book named the twits.It starts quite randemly realy about hairy beards and a man called mr twit.Then it is about a little old mean shruken laidy but i wouldent call her a laidy its more like a witch .she has a walking stick that she says she needs because she has walts on her foot but she didnt realy it was actuly for hiting animals and small children
